Fri, Sept 11We went to a few castles, Warworth, Dunthorpe, Bambaugh, and Narnia Supreme. Yummed some tasty ice cream straight from the cow’s utter at Morwick Dairy. Had a little walk and a picnic on the beach, cheese and ocean and seahouses. We went to Holy Island, where Christianity was first brought to England by Saint Something Or Other. They was a really old ruined church and a really old, but not quite as old church that wasn’t ruined. Holy Island can only be reached at low tide. Water flooded the causeway at high tide. We had an hour until the tide was supposed to come in and Becca was getting nervous. We were in a shop and the storekeeper called her “Miss Panic Knickers.” I thought it was a funny name and I laughed heartily and repeatedly. I bought mead and sipped it next to castle that was old. We rolled on up to Edinburgh and stayed in a hostel outside of town. We took a tram into the city centre and sampled some Caldonian 80 and McEwans. I ate a brick of fried haggis from a dodgy looking takeaway place. In the Scotsman Lounge an inebriated gentleman kept pestering me to hit on my wife. So I did. Took a Beatles taxi back to the hostel
Sat, Sept 12Edinburgh day. We went to the writers museum (burns, scott, Stevenson and all that) I ate an ice cream and we sat in the park. We ate a pig sandwich at this place that had a whole cooked pig lying in its front window. Walking out of this store we ran into Nate Dumas and Nate Rose. Small world. It was quite a pleasant surprise. We decided to drink ale and whisky together, Deuchar IPA, Suffolk Pride, Blackbox, etc. Good times. Ate some Indian food. Hung out at Domino’s. Almost ordered an anchovy pizza for the bus ride back to the hostel.
Sun, Sept 13Wakey and drove to Pitlochory and toured the Edradour distillery, which was an independent distillery and the smallest in Scotland. Excellent whiskey. We then drove up to the Isle of Skye in north western Scotland, stopping at the Highlander castle for a smoke. We stayed at Saucy Mary’s hostel in Kyleakyn on the Isle.
Mon, Sept 14We had a tour around Skye and went on a long hike up in the clouds, scrambling up and down rocky cliffs and peaks with sheep and their poo. Lots of poo.
Tues, Sept 15Rolled from Skye to the Lake District. Did some laundry and ate some Goulash in Keswick at the Dog and Gun. Played a little Texas Hold ‘em.
Wed, Sept 16Played a little pitch and putt golf. Had a little hike around Buttermere lake. We went to a play in Keswick, A Midsummers Night Dream.
Thurs, Sept 17Drove from Keswick in the Lake District to Holyhead in Wales. A little lunch of Leek soup and jack potatoes, then Becca and I departed from Adam and Kayla and had a splendid ferry ride to Dublin. I had a pint of Guinness along the way and it was delightful. It was a bit of a walk to out B and B in Dublin. We walked around Dublin city center – Temple Bar, Grafton, Trinity, St Stephen’s Green, etc. Ate pizza and pasta, then visited Palace Bar and The Stag’s Head.